Celebrating the Second Finger in Song

Sucker

Ride around in my big machine
Burning up some gasoline
I got WKTU pumping
I lean back and I slip it in drive
Sipping on a Colt45
All 4 of my tires are jumping
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I peel out so my rubber burns
I speed up while taking turns
My horses are all off and running
Those red lights all want to be green
So I keep my motor clean
6 packed, I'm telling you Jack, it's humming

All I what to do is drag
Someone give me the flag
'Cuz I like the way it feels
When I'm laying wheels

I hit the pedal like a trucker
Flip the finger, so long sucker

I hit the pedal like a trucker
Flip the finger, so long sucker

25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60
65, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90,
95

All I what to do is drag
Someone give me the flag
'Cuz I like the way it feels
When I'm laying wheels

I hit the pedal like a trucker
Flip the finger, so long sucker

I hit the pedal like a trucker
Flip the finger, so long sucker

         
This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
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