BoneMartyr Shrine of Contentment

"Happy the man, and happy he alone
He who can call today his own.
He, so secure within can say,
Tomorrow do they worst,
Fore I have lived today."

"If a man has no enemies, his life has no meaning."  How many men finish out there years without the courage to set some people straight?  Can a man who dies in such a state of affective incongruity possibly rest in peace?  Here in the BoneMartyr Shrine of Contentment, we have no one whose life was characterized by Lilly-liveried, yes-saying, spineless, chickenshit, duplicitous affective incongruity.  To the contrary, the men who are memorialized here were straight shooters, even though they mostly only had a chance to take aim from the hip.  As a consequence, we have been able to substantiate the authenticity of the documents they left behind.  Our BoneMartyrs weren't afraid to publicly document their heartfelt sentiments  In fact, the men in this Shrine considered a highly visible audit trail as a sign of the righteous honor of their manhood: the longer and wider the audit trail, the better! You can see by the size of this Shrine how few men there are who say what they mean and mean what they say.  But those that are here are at last at rest and at peace because they left no hidden agendas or inflammatory remarks remaining unspoken.

Glenn L. Humphrey, USMC, Constitutional Defender
"To the people who would condemn me for fighting for my rights, I have a piece of mistletoe pinned to my shirt tail."--GLH, 1975
Father of Teresa, Brian & Diane, Former Husband of Iris, Wheat Farmer, Common Law Attorney, Sheriff & Mayor, Big Sandy, Montana

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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
Enjoy life and remember your BoneStamp® is for fun so use it carefully.

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