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  Flip that Bird, Flip that Bone, or Flip Off with the Finger; Damn! All you need is balls big enough and a BoneStamp.

 

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The BoneStamp® Philosophy

  • Be kind and loyal when possible.

  • Never justify situational ethics when you are living above the median family income.

  • Work for, and hire, only people you respect.

  • When in doubt, tell the truth.

  

  • Do an honest day's work as long as you have to work.

  • Buy low, sell high; which is to say, have good luck.

  • Measure your personal integrity by the quality of your friends and enemies.

  • Anyone who confuses emotional maturity for acting like somebody with a rod up their ass is beyond rehabilitation and a danger to everyone who can still feel.

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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
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