BoneStamp flip-the-bird flip-the-finger software and rubber stamps--Free middle finger hand gesture software

Developed by a Doctor to Help Anyone Act Just Like A Man.

Flipping the Finger, Flipping the Bird, Flipping the Bone
Deliciously Disrespectful Devices

"and only a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs..."

You found the right place. Some guys "Give the finger;" others, "Flip the bird;" or "Flip the bone;" still others "Give the bone," or "Flip off." We all know what it is. And BoneStamp sells it! That's right, this website is the only place on the Internet or on the face of the earth where man can buy a bone to flip when for when his own hand can't be there in person.

Be honest with yourself. Giving the finger has been a big part of your life. We all practiced shaping our little fingers into the gesture as boys. We all impulsively flipped it off at every opportunity as young men. Those of us in our prime or seniority not only still use it, we give the finger with the unselfconscious grace of true maestros. But what about those occasions when a man can't be there in person to signal his intellectual disrespect and personal disgust over a matter? What good is your extended middle fingers if there is no one there but you to see it? What are you supposed to do, call the old bone in over the telephone? BoneStamp rescues you from this black hole in affective communication. BoneStamp products represent your thousand words of displeasure/disdain with a primitive, simple graphical metaphor. Remotely shoving your finger in the face of an adversary temporarily restores your power in the situation. Whether a man bridges the confrontational gap with e-mail (Virtual BoneStamp) or paper (standard BoneStamp or BIG MAN'S BONEstamp) we have the software/hardware to make it possible.

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If you are considering buying a BoneStamp® as a gift for someone you love, you are to be congratulated for your sensitivity to a human condition that most people find intellectually unfathomable.

Q: Who needs the BoneStamp® the most?

A: No question about it, anyone who has a problem with any aspect of authority. Whether your problem stems from not having enough power or having way too much, BoneStamp® is for you. This broad category of happy prospective owners includes all those below.

Too Much Authority

Not Enough Authority

Resent All Authority

quality control inspectors

students

hackers

bureaucrats

convicts

heretics

salesmen

house painters

anarchists

IS managers

parents of adults

self-employed

college professors

graduate students

grad students & college professors

payroll clerks

working stiffs

U.S. Post Office employees

Look, there is a real need, someone has to make and sell these things. The problem is that it is difficult to offer a tasteful website when the product being offered is so vulgar. Yet, we should be reminded that the word "vulgar" stems from the Latin root meaning "common" and not "obscene" or "tasteless." There is no question the gesture imprinted by BoneStamp is common; even base. It is this very common quality that gives the signal it's popularity and longevity. Flipping the bone was embraced in Ancient Rome; prospered and spread in Northern Europe and Britain during the dark ages; and probably arrived in the New World aboard the Mayflower. Precisely, because it is so common and base, we find its use curiously delicious ("delicioso," as Fellini put it). The waving bone's meaning is coarse and its implied threat is primitively ominous. The asserted bone makes men feel, for just a second, like the sentient beings men once were. It distracts us from sensing what shrink wrapped, emasculated, industrial head drones we have become. When a middle finger is thrust into the air in anger, we hear the call of the wild; we get a glimpse of a different kind of masculine nervous excitement; the kind of excitement that comes from brutally chopping down a tree (felling a "widow maker"), instead of the kind of nervous excitement that comes from toadying up to a garbage man wondering if he will accept an unbound bundle of recycled newspapers.

Oh well. . .If you are searching for clues as to what brought us to this line of work and how we run our business: check out BonePhilosophy and Dr. BoneOne.

We are the sole creators, manufacturers, and purveyors of the rubber BoneStamp (BoneStamp $14.99, BIG MAN'S BONEstamp $24.99) and the original software flip-off application for Windows95/98/NT (Virtual BoneStampRegistered Ver 1.00--$9.99 & Beta Ver0.99 free). All our products are available only on the Internet. It is also our pleasure to be the fiduciaries and Internet hosts of the Bone Gallery, the world's largest assemblage of flip-off fine art. Finally, we are the founders and curators of both the BoneMischief memorabilia collection and the BoneCelebs photojournalism collection of alleged/insinuated/unattributed giving-the-finger artifacts.

Attention: Clever Retail Merchants, Bartenders, Traveling Salesmen, Bouncers, Realtors, Pimps, Cocktail Waitresses & Drug Dealers! We have Wholesales Deals on Bones by the partial gross.

Flipping the Finger, Flipping the Bird, Flipping the Bone Deliciously Disrespectful Devices