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"The Registered Rubber Stamp that Flips the Bird"

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  Standard BoneStamp $9.99 + $3.75 Shipping--Includes free download of Virtual BoneStamp®

1 Stamp totals $12.74:

 2 Stamps total $16.99?
Don't be a dope, choose the Special:

Bonestamp Special (2 Standard BoneStamps) $16.99 with FREE SHIPPING!  Includes two free downloads of Virtual BoneStamp

Your BoneStamp® is built for a Millennium of proud family ownership:
  • Hardwood mahogany to insure your Bone will survive as a useful heirloom for generations of your scions.
  • Special authentication nameplate:
    • Heavy duty, rigid aluminum
    • BoneStamp website Logo
    • Indented with a unique serial number
    • Black-filled numbers
    • Protected with a clear baked finish.
  • Imported rubber gently molded into a primitive, powerful sign whose meaning hasn't become obsolete in over 2000 years
  • Stylish appearance designed to make it a coveted possession over your family's entire tenure of ownership:
    • May become so valuable that you will only have to borrow on it to send your children to College.
BoneStamp® the hand tool:
  • Sized perfectly to accompany your signature whenever it is forced under duress:
    • Bank checks
    • Thank you notes
    • Overdue invoices
    • Subpoenas
    • Vacation postcards
    • RSVP Cards
  • Is grasped with the prehensile thumb against the index finger while simultaneously being gently caressed by the palm.
  • Is only one satisfying flick of the wrist from tapping an ink pad; and almost reflexively the forearm recoils;
  • Allows the motion to flow seamlessly into a second, more authoritative downstroke;
  • Manifests personal disrespect and revulsion on your behalf
BoneStamp® spec sheet:
  • 1¼" wide
  • 2" long
  • Red rubber die
  • Black cushioned pad
  • Hardwood mahogany molding block
  • Double stain finish
  • Special serialized nameplate
  • Sanded edges
  • Sculpted to the adult hand
  • Many lifetimes of stamping pleasure.
BoneStamp® the soulmate:
  • It can be flicked like a feather on a hot, lazy Sunday afternoon
  • It can be used to pound away, like a jackhammer, all night.
  • It never tires.
  • It never complains.
  • It never wants to talk about it.
  • It understands the terrible burden that is imposed on your pulsing, throbbing soul as you wait for your episode of homicidal rage to pass.

Decades of bliss (perhaps, for multiple generations) priced at slightly less than two six packs of imported beer--only an alcoholic wouldn't order a BoneStamp today.

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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
Enjoy life and remember your BoneStamp® is for fun so use it carefully.
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